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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:42 -0400

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

meladoodle: monkeysgoingcrazy: meladoodle: let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:48:13 -0400

meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:50 -0400

My heart broke when I read your post about your first sexual experience being rape, paired with body shaming. That's so awful. I don't know you, but I'm so sorry. I hope you're okay. I'm not following you so I won't see a reply to this, I just wanted to say. <3 That act is a mark on him, not you- much as it feels like the opposite. Good luck, Nikki. Love <3

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:11:39 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:08:28 -0400

I hate being alone all day. My thoughts get the best of me.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:57:48 -0400

But my thighs now have a satisfying burn to them. Ahhh.

Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:29:22 -0400

Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?

Me: A dull knife.

Dad: Why a dull knife?

Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.

Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.

Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

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amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:13:38 -0400

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

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chickensandwich: how she do that

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:39:04 -0400

chickensandwich:

how she do that

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